Sad Funny Break Up Quotes

Top Best Sad Heartbreak Quotes 2020 :-

Looking for best Sad Heartbreak Quotes? You have Come to right place. Read these quotes carefully and find best Sad Heartbreak Quotes for him/her to find right word to tell special person how much love her/him.

Sad Funny Break Up Quotes

Sad Funny Break Up Quotes

1) Here you are, and you’re a hundred thousand miles away. ~ Barenaked Ladies

2) I am not going to say a word today. I will let my tears do the talking. Goodbye

3) I will be able to survive without you but my life won’t be worth living. Goodbye.

4) Saying goodbye to my boyfriend is like an injury that happens fast but pains for a long time.

5) I don’t LIKE watching you leave but I don’t want to stop you from doing what you LIKE. Goodbye

6) The hardest part of saying goodbye to my boyfriend is to say it even when I don’t want him to leave.

7) How can I say that I will miss you when I am not ready to accept the fact that you are leaving? Goodbye.

8) Your absence will pierce my heart like a dagger. But don’t worry, it will still keep beating for you. Goodbye.

9) You are not walking out of my life but if you are going to be staying away, I don’t know what my life is. Goodbye.

10) Don’t worry about me, I will be waiting right here for the day when you come back and lift me up in your arms. Goodbye.

11) Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears but also twice the hugs, twice the love and twice the pride.

Sad Funny Break Up Quotes And Sayings

Sad Funny Break Up Quotes

12) I want someone who can buy me a new car.

13) I really just want to date myself for a while.

14) Please take me back so I remember why we broke up.

15) You mean more to me than life itself – but I’m suicidal

16) A man without a woman is a Bachelor but a woman without a man is a Genius!

17) I found a new interest, it’s called being single, and you’re about to try it too.

18) Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream.

19) The best revenge against a woman who steals your man from you is to let her keep him.

20) Babe, I left you mentally, long before I did physically. You were too dumb to realize that.

21) A man has two options in a relationship: Either STAND UP and be the man she needs or SIT DOWN, so she can see the man behind you.

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